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“Jared had been arguing that testing too many people [for COVID-19], or ordering too many ventilators, would spook the markets and so we just shouldn’t do it. That advice worked far more powerfully on him [Trump] than what the scientists were saying.” -A Trump confidant, per The Financial Times
“A real estate company part-owned by Jared Kushner has received $90m in foreign funding from an opaque offshore vehicle since he entered the White House as a senior adviser to his father-in-law Donald Trump… much of the money came to the Cayman Islands vehicle from a second offshore tax haven, while some came from Saudi Arabia.” -The Guardian
“Saudi Crown Prince boasted that Jared Kushner was ‘in his pocket.’” -The Intercept
“He arrived at the White House with no obvious qualifications and so many conflicts of interest that he did not qualify for a security clearance until Trump overrode the concerns of career professionals.” -Max Boot, WaPo
“Officials in at least four countries have privately discussed ways they can manipulate Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, by taking advantage of his complex business arrangements, financial difficulties and lack of foreign policy experience.” -WaPo
“White House adviser Jared Kushner reportedly updated his federal disclosure form several times to include more than 100 names on a list of foreign contacts.” -The Hill
“‘Never seen that level of mistakes” -Charles Phalen, Director of the National Background Investigations Bureau
“Kushner family sells $500,000 ‘investor visa’ to rich Chinese.” -The Independent
“Charles Kushner paid Harvard a mere $2.5 million to get Jared into Harvard.” -Ann Coulter
“Trump and Kushner could reap a pandemic windfall.” -WaPo
“Russian ambassador told Moscow that Kushner wanted secret communications channel with Kremlin… in an apparent move to shield their pre-inauguration discussions from monitoring [by U.S. intelligence].” -WaPo
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“Like an alt-right Pinocchio.” -John Oliver
“[Kushner’s father] admitted the crimes. [He] hires a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, and videotapes it, and then sends the videotape to his sister to attempt to intimidate her from testifying before a grand jury… I mean it’s one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes that I prosecuted when I was US attorney.” -Chris Christie
“The notion of the federal stockpile was, it’s supposed to be our stockpile. It’s not supposed to be states’ stockpiles that they then use.” -Kushner, on COVID-19 medical equipment
“Haunted Ken doll.” -Stephen Colbert
“Jared Kushner is so dead inside, the president calls him Melania. Jared Kushner looks like if white privilege had a baby with raw cookie dough. Jared Kushner looks like a Pez dispenser of ‘Young Sheldon.’ Even Jared from Subway is like, ‘This Jared gives me the creeps.’” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Kushner calls administration’s coronavirus response ‘a great success story.’” -Axios
“If this is a great success story for anyone, it’s for the fucking coronavirus.” -John Oliver
“I think you will see by June a lot of the country should be back to normal, and the hope is by July, the country is really rocking again.” -Kushner, on COVID-19, on April 29, 2020
“Devin Nunes’ winery, Kushner family business raked in coronavirus relief money.” -Vanity Fair
“Charles Kushner had pledged $2.5 million to Harvard University in 1998, not long before his son Jared was admitted.” -ProPublica
“Kushner told Trump that firing Comey would be a ‘political winner,’ which might be the single worst piece of political advice in history.” -Dan Pfeiffer, Pod Save America
