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“He [Trump] treats everybody well… He’s a good guy… He’s somebody that has a lot of options. And, frankly, he gets called by everybody. He gets called by everybody in the book, in terms of women… He’s got a whole open field really… I mean, they call. They just call. Actresses… just call to see if they can go out with him and things… Madonna called… she called… and wanted to go out… Well, she called and wanted to go out with him, that I can tell you… I’m sort of handling PR, because he gets so much of it… And people are saying, how come all of a sudden he’s doing so well?... I’ve never seen anybody get so many calls from the press… Ivana wants to get back with Donald… He’s living with Marla and he’s got three other girlfriends… When he makes the decision, that will be a very lucky woman… [Carla Bruni] was having a very big thing with Mick Jagger, and then what happened, she was going with Eric Clapton, and Eric Clapton introduced her to Mick Jagger, and then Mick Jagger started calling her, and she ended up going with Mick Jagger. And the dropped Mick Jagger for Donald… When he meets the right woman, it’s going to be a great relationship” -Trump, pretending to be John Miller
“Trump is obviously a lunatic. It’s so untrue and I’m deeply embarrassed by it all.” -Carla Bruni
Trump's Alter Egos
“Donald Trump admits to using aliases two weeks after denying it.” -The Guardian
“Remarkably, Trump kept up the charade for a full decade, as reporters unwittingly quoted Barron as if he were a real person.” -WaPo
“Trump pretended to be ‘John Barron’ to lie about his wealth, says ex-Forbes writer.” -CNBC
“In sum, Trump was worth less than $5 million, not the $100 million that I reported in the first Forbes 400.” -WaPo
“He used a fake name to call a reporter and brag about how much his father loves him. Man, I would say the dude needs therapy, but I don’t think he can afford it.” -Seth Meyers
“Trump’s fascination with the name ‘Barron’ persisted for decades. When he was seeing Maples while still married to Ivana, he sometimes used the code name ‘the Baron’ when he left messages for her. In 2004, when Trump commissioned a dramatic TV series based on the life of a New York real estate mogul like him, his only request to the writer was to name the main character ‘Barron.’ And when Trump and his third wife, Melania, had a son, they named him Barron.” -WaPo
“This was so farcical, that he pretended to be his own publicist. Here was this so-called billion-dollar real estate mogul, and he can’t hire his own publicist. It also said something about the control he wanted to keep of the news cycle flowing with this story, and I can’t believe he thought he’d get away with it.” -Sue Carswell, former reporter at People magazine (now at Vanity Fair), on John Miller
