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Fmr Governor of Illinois
“I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden. I’m not just giving it up for fucking nothing. I’m not going to do it. And I can always use it. I can parachute me in there.” -Then-Governor Blagojevich, on his ability to appoint a U.S. Senator
“I want to make money.” -Blagojevich
“If he was not going to get anything of value for the open seat, then he would appoint himself to the post.” -NBC News
“Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in prison after he was found guilty of 17 public corruption charges.” -NBC Chicago
“Convicted of trying to shake down a children’s hospital.” -Mother Jones
“Insisted he did not know he was breaking the law when he sought $1.5m in bribes.” -The Telegraph
“Blagojevich has been arrested in the middle of what we can only describe as a political corruption crime spree.” -Patrick Fitzgerald, Chicago U.S. Attorney
“It really contradicts what we believe in: checks and balances.” -Jim Durkin, Illinois House GOP Leader
“The president is a person who doesn’t respect the rule of law.” -Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago
“What Trump is really after is the normalization of corruption… Watching Trump commute Blagojevich’s sentence is enough to make you feel like the system is beyond help. Which is exactly what Trump wants you to feel.” -WaPo
“Blagojevich appeared on Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice reality show after leaving office but before going to prison. (He was fired from Celebrity Apprentice, Trump told him, because his ‘Harry Potter facts were not accurate.’)” -Mother Jones
“I fucking busted my ass and pissed people off and gave your grandmother a free fucking ride on a bus. Okay? I gave your fucking baby a chance to have health care. I fought every one of those assholes including every special interest out there, who can make my life easier and better, because they wanna raise taxes on you and I won’t, I, I fight them and keep them from doing it. And what do I get for that? Only thirteen percent of you all out there think I’m doing a good job. So fuck all of you.” -Blagojevich
“I’m blacker than Barack Obama.” -Blagojevich
“The breadth of corruption... is staggering.” -Patrick Fitzgerald, Chicago U.S. Attorney
“I'm returning home today from a long exile, a freed political prisoner.” -Blagojevich
“I don’t believe there’s any cloud that hangs over me. I think there’s nothing but sunshine hanging over me.” -Blagojevich
“It looks like you’re wearing a toupee that’s also wearing a toupee.” -Amy Poehler (at around 1:20)
