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Personal Counsel to Trump
“Truth isn’t truth.” -Giuliani
“Giuliani’s a hand grenade who’s going to blow everybody up.” -John Bolton
“He’s transparently corrupt.” -Jessica Tarlov, Fox News
“Trump now openly admits to sending his attorney Rudy Giuliani to Ukraine to find damaging information about his political opponents, even though he strongly denied it during the impeachment inquiry.” -CNN
“Yovanovitch was under surveillance, according to text messages sent between Parnas and Robert Hyde, a Trump donor and congressional candidate. ‘The messages suggest a possible risk to Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch’s security in Kyiv before she was recalled from her post last year,’ Rep. Eliot Engel, who chairs the House Foreign Affairs Committee, said in a statement. ‘These threats occurred at the same time that the two men were also discussing President Trump’s efforts, through Rudy Giuliani, to smear the ambassador’s reputation.’“ -Courthouse News
“Do you believe that part of the motivation to get rid of Ambassador Yovanovitch, to her out of post, was because she was in the way of this effort to get the government of Ukraine to announce investigations of Joe Biden? -Rachel Maddow; “That was the only motivation.” -Lev Parnas
“I believed that I needed Yovanovitch out of the way. She was going to make the investigations difficult for everybody.” -Giuliani
“Giuliani insisted to CNN’s Chris Cuomo that he didn’t ask Ukrainian officials to investigate Biden — but then, less than 30 seconds later, did a complete about-face and admitted that ‘of course’ he did just that.” -Vox
“Rudy Giuliani: ‘I never said there was no collusion’ between Trump campaign and Russia.” -WaPo
“After returning from a recent trip to Ukraine, Rudy Giuliani deployed an interesting tactic for the president’s personal lawyer: Confessing to the conduct for which Trump is being impeached.” -Mother Jones
“Giuliani was asked in an interview with the Guardian whether he was concerned Trump might ‘throw him under a bus.’ Giuliani laughed and said: ‘I’m not, but I do have very, very good insurance, so if he does, all my hospital bills will be paid.’“ -Fortune
“I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. ‘Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump.’“ -Giuliani
“Dammit Rudy. Every time Rudy gets involved, he goes and fucks everything up.” -Gordon Sondland, U.S. Ambassador to the E.U.
“I am a high functioning human being… I’m a phenom.” -Giuliani
“Bizarre video of Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag while being seduced by Donald Trump resurfaces. ‘Oh, you dirty boy, you!, the mayor exclaims and slaps Mr Trump in the face.’“ -The Independent
“In an unhinged, alcohol-fueled interview... Giuliani railed against ‘a--hole’ prosecutors in New York, claimed he’s ‘more of a Jew’ than George Soros, spun outrageous conspiracy theories about Ukraine, fell into a wall and forgot to zip his fly.” -New York Daily News
“Giuliani butt dialed a reporter and left an accidental voice mail. It wasn’t the first time… Giuliani was going on about fraud, someone named Charles, the kingdom of Bahrain and the need for ‘a few hundred thousand’ dollars.” -WaPo
“Giuliani needed Apple genius help to unlock his iPhone after being named Trump cybersecurity adviser.” -NBC News
“It is impossible that the whistle-blower is a hero and I’m not. And I will be the hero! These morons—when this is over, I will be the hero.” -Giuliani
“Trump’s lawyer and sundowning gremlin.” -Seth Meyers
“I think people understand that I have a very, very great passion for corruption.” -Giuliani